Making Mikey Bastard Cry
Lyrics by Big Ugly Jim
After a long day
I like to unwind
I hide in Mikey's bushes
Cruel thoughts in my mind
I wait till he's sleeping
I sneak inside
But don't you worry
He's not gonna die
Cuz I'm making Mikey Bastard cry
Making Mikey Bastard cry
American as apple pie
Or
It's all a soothing lullaby
Or
You know deep down you want to try
Making Mikey Bastard cry
First his hand's in the water
Just to set the stage
His eyes pop open
Full of rage
Soggy pjs are one thing
But the night is still young
He's tied down tight and I'm just getting
Started with my fun
The poor little fucker
The tears start to run
I'd maybe feel remorseful
If it wasn't so damn fun
It really is something
I need the release
There's something so cathartic
Making Mikey shit his sheets