Genetic Jean
Lyrics by Big Ugly Jim
Genetic Jean fighting crime
Here to teach us all how to stay in line
Genetic Jean is the perfect lass
Thanks to science she'll kick your ass
Genetic Jean was born in a lab
She has a centrifuge for a dad
Her mother was a beauty queen
And now she keeps the city clean
Genetic Jean is your very first friend
Genetic Jean will never let the party end
She's an experiment gone horribly right
Genetic Jean knows the future is bright
Genetic Jean is just a tool
She'll keep you in line, that's the golden rule
She's a creature from a comic book dream
A superhero, our Genetic Jean
Genetic Jean knows her place
She does the job and shuts her face
The scientists make sure she tows the line
And everything is gonna work out fine
The perfect creature made in outer space
The signature of the master race
The cancer wasn't unforeseen
But someone forgot to tell Genetic Jean
Discarded Jean no longer a star
Washed up loser at the back of the bar
Watch the next hero on the tv screen
I say it was science that faded Jean