Airborne Ranger
Lyrics by Big Ugly Jim
I wanna be an airborne ranger
I wanna live a life of danger
I wanna be an airborne ranger
End the lives of countless strangers
Do it all for the baby in the manger
I wanna charge off into battle
Lead me 'round like I was cattle
If by night their kids get whacked, well
Don't you worry I won't tattle
Teach me how to never rattle
I wanna follow all my orders
I wanna slip across their borders
Take the plunder from the hoarders
Shell their children's school with mortars
Children only count for quarters