Me Dongo. You, not. Me drummer. Also, own van. Van not work. Me not work too.

Jimmy find Dongo in box. Jim feed Dongo, me not leave! Dongo born long ago. Dongo not dead yet! Stuff hapened, me forget. Jimmy find me in box!!

Ethyl is girl! Shakes is girl too, but ugly too much! Jimmy act like boy. Dongo is boy! Also ugly. Dongo eat baby.

Dongo is Drummer! Me strong! You watch out!